Friday, November 10, 2006

Good News Flash (man)


Young Lord of the Manor says to heck with castle life...

Journalist fresh from the Highlands takes Manhattan by storm...

Mr. and Mrs. P call Pope, Cusack gets job...

Knickerbocker Peasants' and Nobles' Movement and Agrarian Union reject Cusack - Takes job at The New Criterion out of spite...

Feudal Times and Reactionary Herald out Cusack as a slave to unsustainable corporate agriculture - Holds celebratory dinner at MacDonalds - Orders two Big Macs and supersizes for everyone...

The fin de si├Ęcle poet Enoch Soames and man-about-Mayfair Sir Basil Seal lobby Mr. and Mrs. P for Cusack - Some claim broken links behind this move...

Bad Boy out - Good Boy in at The New Criterion

With Bad Boy gone some say socks will be mandatory with seersucker under Cusack...

Some worry about Rome's influence at TNC with Cusack now on board...

Fiendish Lout very happy - Some fear too happy

Some worry - Can Boy Mulcaster handle Cusack?