Judge Dismisses Alpaca Paternity Lawsuit

There is something strange about a baby alpaca, and people are demanding to know who the father is...But no one is talking, it is a mystery, an alpaca code with charges of "improper breeding" with an answer so shocking we might never be able to wear a sweater again...

But who was it? Wait, no way, could it be........
Well, that might explain the "improperly bred" part...

Update: Speaking through his Llamalawyer, Robert the LlamaButcher responds:

[Wags hoof]

"I did not have sexual relations with that alpaca, Miss Peruvian Lily."

Calls to Steve the LlamaButcher have not been returned...