Like a certain military man, I have returned...

Gentle Readers, I have returned from my stay in Bermuda...One of the last tiny pink bits on the globe, a globe which at one time was very, very pink...Well, the Empire is now gone, replaced by the American one which softens victims up by the insidious use of movies and television and then, before the natives realize whats hit them, their doom is sealed when the new Disney World opens next door. They even took Britain, which is now just a small 'blue state' off the east coast with a socialist state government, a great tourism industry and a tennis tournament ...Hell, they rarely even have to use soldiers...But seeing that they haven't the stomach to beat Iraq, I suppose that's a good thing...

Anyway, I am back in the home of the vulgar, and land of the louche...It is a new year and I have new and wonderful things to pick on and destroy in these pages...I know you just can't wait...So, don't go away, I will be right back...I have to clean out some comment sections...Some of you know who I'm talking to...